
Tag: Random
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Chocolate eclair dinner
I was feeling terrific this afternoon, so I decided to treat myself to a horrendously unhealthy but equally tremendously yummy dinner of chocolate eclairs.
I went to the bakery and they had two left. The friendly Turkish man by the counter (who I had never met) asked me what I’d like and I said “Ich hätte gern zwei Eclairs bitte!” (gimme two eclairs!). He started to package up the two eclairs for me when I realised that perhaps the gods didn’t want me to have just eclairs for dinner as I realised I was totally out of cash (ze Germans don’t understand how to pay via normal methods). So I apologised and said I didn’t have any money. He then told me that wasn’t a problem, and with a big friendly smile, he told me I could just come back in the morning and pay then.
He had no idea who I was, if I was trustworthy, or anything. Freakin’ sweet! Literally sweet! Just like my dinner 🙂
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Flying Pigs
I raced with Matt Fretwell in the GoT Canadian Team Challenge. I drove an MX-5 Cup car and Matt drove a Radical SR8.
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Ryan’s lazy arse fitness goal
My goals normally involve losing fat, eating more vegetables or drinking less cola. I have met every single goal I have set for myself which I publicly announced. So with this in mind, I decided to set a goal which would put me in better physical shape.
Goal = to be able to do 100 press-ups (in a row) within 365 days
delayed by six months due to breaking my arm on May 2nd.
Why?
* It should be a fairly trivial target to reach
* I’ve always been a scrawny runt and want to fix that
* More muscle will make it easier to lose my chubby gut
* Without a goal, I’ll only run/walk as exercise
* Pumping weights bores me
* I can do press-ups anywhere, any time
* Winter is coming
* Gyms are annoying
* Press-ups give a good all body workout
* I work well with targets
* I’ll give up with a higher goal
* Once I can do 100 press-ups, maintaining it should be easy
* 100 press-ups per day will count as an aerobic workout too
* This is a goal which I can maintain for a long-timeI rarely miss personal targets I set for myself. I’m also very careful about what targets I set, to ensure that I meet them. This is a straightforward and hopefully easy to target to meet.
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Jerking bum
Humans are inherently unhappy by nature. No matter how good their conditions are, they’ll always find something to be depressed about.
I often wonder if the homeless bum jerking himself off in front of everyone is happier than everyone who is looking at him and thinking “what a miserable life he must have”.
Response to blog post by Anthony Cole about mental health.
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Quitting Cola part two
The rules:
- 1 month starting now
- Can drink cola if nothing else is available
- Caffeine free cola is allowed
In reality this is a caffeine break. Cola is my only source of caffeine in my diet.



