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  • Hobart Prison

    Lisa, Jon, Vicky and I visited one of the oldest prisons in Hobart. There were lots of creepy things to see including this scary ghost of a beautiful woman, for some reason she looks oddly familiar.

    The ghost of Vicky Argyle

    Jon Kitchen looked oddly at home inside a locked prison cell.

    Jon Kitchen looking oddly at home inside a locked prison cell

    The stones in the floor which the prisoners stood on before heading up to the court room showed just how long the prisoners were required to stand down there before sentencing. The stone blocks of the floor had ground out dents in them from the ball and chains the prisoners wore wearing whilst standing down there.

    Floor of the corridor underneat the prison in Hobart

  • Hobart

    I went to Hobart for IC07 which is the biggest inorganic chemistry conference in Australasia. The conference was a success. I met lots of new people, made some new friends and thoroughly enjoyed the experience.

    Hobart is an excellent place to visit. It’s very picturesque, the weather is great and it’s not too busy.

    The main bridge into Hobart

    Architecture in Hobart

    View of Hobart from above

  • Comet McNaught

    My camera ran out of batteries when I went to join Tan out at Tomohawk beach to take pictures of the comet 🙁 So here’s a slightly modified version of the picture that Tan took.

    Comet McNaught taken from the gun emplacements near Tomohawk in Dunedin.

  • Central Otago Rail trail

    With my leg out of cast, I decided it was time for some serious fitness. So I agreed to do the Central Otago Rail Trail with Anna! It turned out that my leg wasn’t quite as strong as I thought! I had some serious issues getting from point A to point B. But we did make it back to Dunedin safe and sound eventually. We did the 150 km trail in three days and cycled another 20 km to reach the Tairei Gorge train the next day for our trip back to Dunedin. Unfortunately Anna has banned me from putting any photos of her on the web 🙁 So there’s no pretty photos of her to show 🙁

    Bridge on the Central Otago Rail Trail

    Tunnel on the Central Otago Rail Trail

    Wedderburn

    The Tairei Gorge.

  • Cass biting

     For those of you who know her, this wont be a surprise at all. But here is the first ever photo of Cass attempting to bite me. I tried fending her off with my hand, but she just started munching!

    Cass biting Ryan Hellyer

  • Broken Leg

    Yeah, yeah I know. Who breaks their leg playing badminton? You can see a spiral fracture of my fibula down near my ankle.

    Broken leg X-ray

  • Badminton Champion

    I won the United Club D-grade Mens singles championship in my first attempt! It took all of my strength and stamina to beat my opposition … which was … er … non-existent! I was the only D-grader who turned up to compete, so I won the cup by default 🙂

    Shelley MacDonell holding Ryan Hellyer’s badminton cup

    My friend Shelley holding my cup.

    Ryan Hellyer’s badminton championship cup

    It even had my name engraved in it.

  • Meals on wheels?

    This is blatant piracy. So if you are the copyright holder and don’t want me hosting this video then just wing me an email and I’ll remove it. But since this is my own personal site, I’m not trying to make any money out of it and the news item is about me; I figured it would be okay. And no, I’m NOT planning on becoming a meals on wheels delivery boy! I also wasn’t distraught, I hated that car anyway.

    There’s some gossip behind this video. If you want to know about it, just email me to hear all about it.

  • R I P

    Some dear friends of mine died recently. They were on the back seat of my car when it was callously torched 🙁

    This is Muncher, he was born at the Cookie Time factory and lived a short but exciting life, taken around the West Coast of New Zealand with Anna and myself. He also made excursions to the Catlins and Invercargill.

    Muncher

    This is Cartman, he lived most of his life in the rear window of my old Honda Civic. He then camped out in my parents basement on top of their TV set while I went to Canada and then inhabited my Toyota Corolla till his brutal death. Cartman visited most of New Zealand including Palmerston North, Wellington, the West Coast, and every ice and inline hockey rink in the South Island. He was well known for wearing the pimp hat which Mary Mintel and Kerry Perkins made for me.

    Cartman

    The hat is an interesting story in itself! Mary, Kerry and I hunted high and low for a suitable feather to stick in it for me to use as part of my pimp costume for Stephen Brassett’s 21st party. Luckily we found one in a very nice feather duster.

  • Burnt car photos

    I’ve been looking for these photos for the past three years! I eventually found them whilst looking through my old backup disks for some other photos. So here for your amusement are the photos of my car after some lunatics took it for a drunken joy ride. Visit the original post for more information. Thanks to Mark Dudley for the photos.

    Ryan Hellyer's burned car

    Ryan Hellyer's burned car

    Ryan Hellyer's burned car

    Ryan Hellyer's burned car

    Ryan Hellyer's burned car

    Ryan Hellyer's burned car

    Ryan Hellyer's burned car

    Ryan Hellyer's burned car

    Ryan Hellyer's burned car

    Ryan Hellyer's burned car

    Ryan Hellyer's burned car

    Ryan Hellyer's burned car